Jun 28, 2019
The heat is on, my balls are sweatin, and my thighs are chaffin -- must be summer! It's a short episode this week as I recap a trip to the shore, getting eye-fucked by women of all ages, stay relatively sober, watch some chump spit terrible game, and weigh-in on the first night of democratic debates en espanol!...
Jun 20, 2019
It's officially summer! And once again there is very disturbing talk surrounding 'dad bods', people have been trying to make these things work for years, and it still hasn't happened. Here's the thing; chicks like abs, and pecs, and nice thick set of cheeks, none of which exists in a dad bod -- better luck next...
Jun 14, 2019
Don't go to the Dominican Republic! Seriously, whether it's the minibar or a poorly paid hit squad, something down there may try to kill you. Big Papi found out the hard way, and so did a bunch of American tourists. I'm still adjusting to a new sleep schedule, so if the content sucks it's not my fault! In any case,...
Jun 7, 2019
It's a quick one this week, as I adjust to the new work schedule. Beginning a new career means ending an old one, and I did so in sentimental fashion -- by taking my final workplace dump to the tune of Green Day's Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life). But it's not all rock music and defecation, I've also got a word for...