Sep 18, 2021
As I prepped this show, I was fighting back an explosive halal food shit, so I’m sorry but I was too distracted to write a clever cold open. The good news is I’ve passed the turd and white walled my hole with charmin. My keisters feelin fresh, and speaking of fresh, there is a fresh episode of the Savage Sacktap...
Sep 4, 2021
Mother Nature has made the last month of summer pretty miserable with heatwaves, hurricanes, and flooding, but despite all that we are podcasting once more from the Jersey Shore. Closing out summer with cuckhold sports writers, Chinese world domination, and spa masturbators.
Aug 28, 2021
It’s been either 100 degrees or pouring rain for the past two weeks. An absolutely miserable way to end the summer, but at least there’s weed, masturbation, and podcasts! Put your pecka down and pick up a real fatty, there’s a fresh episode of the Savage Sacktap starting right now!
***The good news is I think I...
Aug 21, 2021
The Taliban are in power and I spent the week jerking off to Nina Hartley videos, it’s 2021 and 20 years later, what’s old is new again! The good news is last time around they outlawed Bacha Bazi…that’s when the village elders spend an afternoon cornholing young boys.
No cornholing goin on here tonight, just...
Aug 14, 2021
There’s no other way to put it, it’s hot as fuck in this bitch. But it’s Friday Night, which means we have to livestream. Ugly families, hot lesbos, shitty baseball movies, the latest from the big apple. Watch me drown in a pool of my own sweat.